Frustrated by Magento? Then you’ll love
Nice and simple web application that will let you say
Hey, I’m using THIS version of Magento CE
and the application will say back
Then here’s the security patches you want
It’s a pity that the politics of a company in transition don’t let Varien/Magento Inc./Ebay Enterprises/etc. release something like this themselves, but I’m glad I’m working inside a platform/community where things like this exist.